In my previous blog, I wrote about English Language and the
‘immigration’ of many words and how some changes in pronunciation, were due
mainly to accents. And, I didn’t even mention the difference in accents within
the UK, from the North of Scotland, down through Yorkshire, to the west country
and Cornwall. Then there’s the Irish in the extreme west, across to the
Cockneys in the East! Many ‘accents’ reside even with the UK, let alone across
its history of colonialism. What I want to return to, was my having to teach
Malaysian students how to pronounce English ‘correctly’ when speaking, and the
work I did with Robert Lam, on our popular courses “Effective Spoken English”
(See last blog). The real challenge occurred when we looked at the spelling!
There are the words that sound the same, but are spelt differently and
have different meanings. Here are just a few examples: whether, weather and
wether (a castrated sheep) or boy vs buoy or died vs dyed, and practice vs
practise. Then there is: said vs led or bed (so why isn’t said spelt ‘sed’) or
sneeze vs teeze, tea vs tee or laid vs played, or staid vs stayed, or peace vs
piece. There is heal vs heel, no vs know or wear vs where and meat or meet.
Again, the examples can go and on! I could continue with many examples, which
would appear that someone had conspired to ensure learning English would be
difficult.
When I worked for QANTAS, many people would want to spell it Quantas,
not realizing it was from the initials of; Queensland And Northern Territories
Airways
At that time my daily priorities would
be determined by the telexes I received. And the costs of telexes depended on
their length, so words needed to be abbreviated, so a telex dictionary was
given to me. Some of the telex abbreviated words still remain today (like ‘pax’
for passenger), except now it means people. Would, could or should were spelt –
wld, cld, or shd – but now we spell in them as wud, cud or shud, due to SMS.
Please was pls or thanks was tks, but today we say tq or adding on ‘very much’,
it is tqvm. In this new world of instant messaging, we try to shorten many
words even more, like ‘n’ for and, or ‘cu’ for see you, or the confusing one
like ‘LOL’. Is it lots of ‘love’ or ‘laughter’?.
And here, we are only talking about spelling and pronunciation, not
grammar. The illogic of the English Language can be further amplified when we
use singular or plural words. Most English plurals are recognizable when we put
an ‘S’ at the end. As with the last word in the previous sentence, ‘words’. OK!
But how about, ‘staff ‘, or ‘personnel’ – no – ‘s’, but can still be plural!
Then we have ‘one child’ but no childs – only children (and not childrens). The
‘s’ only comes in when we insert an apostrophe. For example, a child’s shoes or
children’s shoes, but with ‘child’s’ it only the shoes of one child, whereas
‘children’s’ shoes would be the shoes of more than one child. There are of
course many examples, but I just wanted to illustrate how difficult it can be
to also learn correct grammar, and perhaps more frustrating to teach it.
As I am a more an ‘auditory’ learner, I feel blessed that I just picked
up both the correct BBC English pronunciation and grammar, merely by the sound.
Even though I am ‘English’, I just learned to be able to say ‘It sounds correct
or not’. If asked why, I can’t tell you the rules, I almost intuitively say,
“it sounds right (or not) to me”. And by the way, even though my wife would
often say she is married to an Englishman, I am only 25% English! I happen to
also have 25% Welsh, 25% Scottish and 25% Spanish blood in me. And yet, I do
not speak with any of those last 3 accents, only the ‘English’ one. So I should
forgive my wife for calling me English – or more specifically ‘S.W. London or
Surrey’ English – tainted slightly with having lived also in New Zealand,
Australia, Singapore, Hong Kong and Malaysia! Perhaps I can call my accent
“Commonwealth Salad.”
So what type of English will future generations speak or will children
still learn to spell and write? Will we learn to speak and pronounce in one
way? Or will we still spell and speak in many diverse ways?